9/8/2024 0 Comments Pillow TalkAs a busy mom, multitasking is my superpower. Whether it's folding laundry while answering emails or wearing my little one while grocery shopping, I thrive on efficiency. On this particular day, I was doing just that—wearing my sweet, sleeping baby in a mei tai baby carrier while navigating the aisles of the local Trader Joe's. Everything was going smoothly. My baby was nestled comfortably against me, and we were nearing the finish line—checkout. As I stood in line, rocking gently to keep my little one snoozing, the man behind me struck up a conversation. He admired my sleeping baby and said with a warm smile, "You've got a handsome little son there." I smiled and nodded, feeling that familiar glow of parental pride. But then he kept going. "My wife tried using a baby carrier with our son, but he wasn’t comfortable. Her chest was too... boney," he continued, and I could feel the train of awkwardness starting to build steam. "Your guy, though, it looks like he’s sleeping on pillows!" Cue the record scratch. The words left his mouth, and I could see the exact moment he realized the compliment had taken a sharp turn into the realm of cringe. His face flushed, and he looked like he wanted to teleport out of the store. I didn't know whether to laugh or hide myself. Meanwhile, the poor cashier clearly picked up on the vibe and was now laser-focused on bagging my groceries at lightning speed. I’ve never seen someone pack eggs, bread, and bananas that fast! I kept it together, though, giving a polite, tight-lipped smile and praying the checkout would finish so I could escape the awkwardness. We’ve all had those moments where someone means well, but the words just don’t land right.
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9/3/2024 0 Comments Homework MishapA lot happens around my family’s dinner table. It's where we share important talks, laughter, planning sessions, and, yes, homework time. It's a place of connection, where our busy lives converge, and we can enjoy the simple act of being together. But as every parent knows, sometimes these moments come with a twist—sometimes literally! One evening, my daughter was diligently working on her math homework at the table. We were all in the midst of our usual evening chaos—cooking, chatting, and catching up on the day’s events. Everything was going smoothly until, suddenly, my daughter noticed a stain on her paper. It wasn’t anything major, just one of those little accidents that seem to happen in every home. But this one turned out to be particularly unfortunate. To our collective horror—and eventual amusement—the stain that appeared on her homework was, let’s just say, a bit more anatomically suggestive than one would hope for on a school assignment. We all stared at it for a moment in stunned silence before my daughter let out a groan of frustration. My daughter was mortified. “There’s no way I'm turning this in!” she declared, and I had to agree. No teacher should have to be confronted with that kind of accidental artistic expression when grading math papers. But beyond the initial shock and amusement, this little mishap reminded me of something important. Life around the dinner table—and life in general—is full of these unexpected, often hilarious, moments. They’re the little stories that make family life so rich and memorable. Yes, they can be embarrassing, and yes, they can throw a wrench into our best-laid plans, but they also give us a chance to laugh, to bond, and to teach our children how to handle life’s little curveBALLS. In the end, we all had a good laugh about the unfortunate stain. My daughter re-did her homework (in a different room, far from any potential spill hazards), and we chalked it up as one of those “remember when” moments that will no doubt be recounted at future family gatherings. |
AuthorKira Kimble is a doula trainer, certified doula and doula mentor. She is the owner of MINE-R-T Doula Company in Charlotte, NC Archives
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